Dear valued TundraGear.com customers,
The past two years have been a tremendous experience for myself and the rest of the team at TundraGear.com. However, I am saddened to reveal that the business is not doing well. Despite numerous articles and reports pulished in major media outlets touting the quality of our winter hats, the company is still floundering. This has obviously created a lot of worry for me, as I am the sole financier of the company. Much has been invested and unless we turn this ship around, much will be lost.
Now I know some of you are saying, "Why should this bother me? Whats the big deal? Its just some guy who made a stupid business move."
To that I say, "Malarky!".
Look people, if I lose all of my money, its not just me facing bankrupcy, its America too. Think about it. I was the winner of Survivor, the premier reality show in the country. The cream of the crop on a show that rewards deceit, manipulation, back-stabbing, and down right lying, the very same values exhibited by our commander in chief and the rest of the Presidential cabinet. So in a sense, I'm not just a Survivor winner but am also the embassador of American political values. I personify, nay, I represent the American archetype. Do you have any idea how many people have come up and congratulated me on my performance out there on that island. I mean, I really do represent an entire ideology.
So lets put this all together. If my business goes under, a statement is being made. Its saying that lying, back-stabbing businessmen fail. And what is that saying about our President? What is that saying about Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice, and Alberto Gonzales? Or the leaders of our grand American corporations like Haliburton and Blackwater? A business failure at TundraGear.com could jeopardize the entire American political structure. Much like the assassination of the Archduke of the Austro-Hungarian empire started World War I, the bankrupting of TundraGear might easily be the catalyst for drastic change in American leadership. The very ideology of unilateral self-interest is at risk here folks.
So let me ask you, what kind of American are you? We are on the verge of sending a very dangerous message. Lets not send that message. Lets be better than that.
I know what you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking, "He's right. We can't let TundraGear.com fail. Its un-American to let that company fail. We've got to rally behind Aras and move his company out of the red. But how?" Well, first of all, you can't let the terrorists stop you from doing what you normally do. Thats what they want. They want you to be scared. You've got to get online and buy. Support TundraGear.com by ordering our super warm winter hats for all of your family and friends. When Christmas comes around, buy two hats for people who normally only need one. On Valentine's Day, buy your sweetie a hat, even if she already has one. Theres so much you can do! Be creative! If you bought a TundraGear.com hat last week with your Mastercard, do it this week with your Visa, and next week with your PayPal account.
Now remember, we can do this people! We are gosh darned Americans! We can win back our country! Its the right thing to do! Its the American thing to do!
With passion and excellence,
Aras Baskauskas
CEO/Founder
http://www.tundragear.com/
Be Patriotic and get yourself a warm TundraGear hat!
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